Top Ten Questions to Ask Someone Recently Experiencing Ontological Change

1. Do you feel taller?
2. Do I know you?
3. This means no more marital fighting, right?
4. What happens if you cuss? Does God take it back?
5. Can you change water into wine now? 'Cause that would be practical and useful.
6. Can you be my personal superhero?
7. Where's your halo? And do I have to launder it?
   
8. Did it hurt?
9. You know, you don't look any different...are you sure it took?
10. If I call you 'Father,' you know I'm just trying to annoy you, right?